Me: Don’t worry mum if you fall into a tree I call the fire brigade.
Me: Yes officer my mother is stuck in the tree. It’s nothing urgent, can you said any single- I mean available people to help with the rescue?
Me: And mention I’m single.
Me: I mean they’re already at my house so why not.
Me: You know my address, here’s my number so you can call when you pick me up friday? Say 7:30? Great.
Me: Oh and uh, don’t wear a shirt.
And yes this is a frequent occourence in my house when discussing my dating life and potential for meeting new people. #soapoperalife