#rantnumbertwo

Moving right along from my Game Of Thrones-esque rant about skanky boys chasing girls. 

 

As everyone must have noticed I was broken up with. 

By the Xbox loving ass. 

 

I was all fine and dandy. Locking the memories away in a box labelled “do not open ever” pretending like you never happened, we never existed, yadda yadda yadda. Imagined your face on every hockey ball I hit. And acted like you really were just a passing ‘fling’ that wasn’t really worth letting my mascara run over. 

 

THEN HE CALLED

He called, and apologised. 

And asked a hypothetical question as to whether I would take him back. 

And of course my hypothetical answer was yes. 

And we had a romantic passing each other on the free way moment. 

We even waved across the train lines at each other.

 

AND NOW THAT BOX IS WELL AND UNTRULY UNLOCKED

 

YOU…YOU…urgh.

Come back. 

Please. 

 

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